Things I’ve learned.

Regret is a bitch.
People don’t forget.
Making life all about sex is a bad idea.
The grass is rarely greener; in fact it’s usually full of weeds.
Hate will tear you apart.
Forgiving is easier than forgetting.
One day you wake up and you are damn near 40.
Looks definitely aren’t everything.
The shyer the lady, the bigger the freak in bed.
There are many more kinky people out there than you think.
Having who you are defined by a job is a sure fire way to a nervous breakdown.
It’s damn hard not to be judgmental, but it’s worth the effort
Everybody has a story.
Reality is only what you see through your own eyes. We all have different takes.
Porn is great!
A fine ass is a site to behold and cherish. Not too mention caress.
Sleeping in on a cold morning in a warm bed is heaven on earth.
Few things are as life affirming as having your own baby fall asleep on your chest.
Family is family. It’s good, it’s bad, but you can’t change it.
Friends come and go. Sad, but true.
Love is often right in front of you and not always what you think you want or need.
People can surprise you.
There is more goodness in the world than advertised.
Money isn’t everything, but it makes things a lot easier sometimes.
You definitely can’t judge a book by its cover.
Great sex doesn’t make a great relationship.
Giving oral sex pays off in so many good ways.
Religion escapes me, but seems to help others.
True relief is peeing when you’ve been sitting in a car for six hours drinking iced tea.
Few things are as sexy a woman who is horny for you. Regardless of how they look.
The curve of a hip, the swell of a breast, the inside of a thigh, the back of a neck, all these things are great places to put your lips.
Call me conceited, but there are a lot of ignorant uncaring people out there.
But there is still hope.