I thought I'd update my hot chicks list. These are the ladies of the Food Network. I'm leaving off Rachel Ray because I am sick of her giant smiling face and perky-I-need-it-up-the-arse attitude. Also left off is Sandra Lee, she looks like a sorority chick that got lucky. Plus, her boobs are for some reason situated at her stomach. Blah!
First, Giada DeLaurentis. 
Not a great picture. She's a perky little thing with breasts that don't quit. She has no issue with using her cleavage as a background for her cooking, either. My only issue with her is her giant bobble head. Seriously, it's huge. "It's like Sputnik!" "It has it's own weather system!"
Those are quotes from "So, I married an axemurderer." Awesome movie.
Cat Cora.
Sexy bad girl cooking hottie. I don't know much about her, but something about her makes watching Iron Chef tolerable. I've seen her dolled up and I've seen her in her chef's clothes and much prefer the chef's clothes. It's like a woman in uniform.
And finally, the hottest chick on Food Network.
Nigella Lawson. 
So, so amazingly hot. English food may suck but English tarts that cook it don't!! She is the person the coined the phrase "food porn" around. She spices up her show with her finger licking, lip smacking and heaving breasts. OH MY. She's not afraid to eat with her hands and her you envy every morsel she puts in that scrumptious mouth. She makes my mouth water and stiffens my peaks. The queen.Labels: Food, Hot Chicks, sex |
Lets face it, these are the only reasons to watch the Food Network or whatever.
UK Food (our equivalent of FN) once had a Nigella Lawson weeked showing her shows back to back... I had to go and have a lie down in a darkened room afterwards.
I'm torn though because she's the daughter of one of the most loathsome politicians of the 80's. He was fucking ugly too.