The pic at the right is Jack Osbourne and a miscellaneous hottie. Now, I'm happy for Jack that he got his shit together, got off the drugs and booze, got back in relative shape, etc. I watched a special about him. He had gotten off the party favors and was trying to get back in shape. So he got a trainer and wanted to climb some big ass mountain. The trainer decided to take him to some remote country in Asia to get him away from Hollywood. That was definitely a good idea. So anyways, Jack gets over there and starts physical training, and learning some kickboxing shit. He turns out to be pretty good and kicks some ass. He eventually loses a shitload of weight and climbs his mountain. It was fairly interesting in that it was completely different than the MTV bullshit.

Anyways. My point is: Do i have to have a famous father, be a spoiled pig on MTV, do tons of drugs and alcohol, possibly shag that Kimberly Stewart hag, then lose clean up, lose weight, and climb a mountain to get a hot piece of ass like Jack?

And thanks to DrunkenStepfather for the pic.