So it's Christmas Eve. I hope this day finds you well and happy. Everyone should have a day of peace. Be it today or tomorrow. We should all take the time to appreciate our loved ones, our families, and our friends. Put aside the troubles of the world for a while and remember what it was like to be a kid at Christmas. The excitement and joy. Even if your childhood wasn't picturesque, who is to say you can't make a new tradition. Extend kindness to those you know, and those you don't. Like John Lennon said, give peace a chance.

Now that I've said my charitable piece, let's get on to the things I want for Christmas.

*A new job. Perhaps as a porn director.

*A motorcycle. A Big Dog Mastiff would be nice.

*A flat screen TV. A 52" Sony BRAVIA™ XBR® LCD Flat Panel would be nice. Hey, it's only $7000. The Mastiff is $30 grand.

*Since I'm dreaming, how about a 2007 Porsche Cayman. What's $77 thousand?

*And finally, the ultimate dream. A doll.

Of Evolved, of course. Any one will do.