That's right. Ron Jeremy. The King himself. The Hedgehog. I love Ron. Funny, cool, and a porn star. Does it get any better than that? Seriously. Ron proves that America is a great nation. Where else can an overweight and hairy dude become a star mostly because he has a big schlong? The Hedgehog Rules!!!

It's friday. Thank god. The start of a weekend and of a new year. I swear the older I get the faster the fucking years pass. It's like swirling around the toilet bowl of life to be flushed into death. Poetic, eh?

So I am working that party tomorrow night. That should be interesting. At least I'll get out once this weekend.

I did some shopping today and can I say, the hotties wandering around the mall were killing me. Sad thing is, I think I would have to card every one of them. Girls these days dress like sluts at 14 and who can tell the difference. Another thing, I probably saw 4 or 5 sets of mother/daughter combos I would have banged both of them. I guess that's what middle age is. You want to bang and 18 year old and her 40 year old mom, too. It's all good with me.

I just don't know how high school boys handle it these days. All these girls in belly shirts, ass crack hanging out, tight pants. I'd be sporting wood all day if I were 16. Hell, back when I was in school a mini skirt that was above the knee was hot. And don't forget stirrup pants, the ultimate camel toe pant.

I'm gonna eat real quick, I may pop back later.

You didn't think I'd only post a picture of Ron Jeremy on Porn Star Friday, did you?

It's the luscious Chanel St. James. If that isn't a porn name, I don't know what is. She's a Club Jenna girl. Jenna knows how to pick 'em, that's for sure.

Peace.